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Goonto

Based Edgeware alternative without the clutz or clutter.

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🔥 Blazing Fast

Goonto can load your multi-hundred gigabyte porn folder without breaking a sweat.

🐧 Runs Everywhere

Goonto runs everywhere - Windows, macOS, and Linux (X11).

❓ Easy to Configure

Goonto is managed entirely from one little text file.

😳 Added Fun

Unique effects like typing, notification spam, and clipboard overwriting.

🍆🍩 Packs Need Not Apply

Goonto doesn't need custom packs to run - images are taken straight from Booru sites!
(.. or from anywhere on your hard drive, pick your poison.)

👌 Start Stroking, Quick

Goonto is a standalone compiled binary; no installing Python!
Bonus: Once you're done - just delete the file.

Walltaker Engine

Wallpaper Engine for poor people.

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📬 Immediate Updates

Walltaker Engine updates your wallpaper as soon as somebody changes it - no polling.

🖇 Stay Connected

Walltaker Engine can monitor multiple links at once.

🎦 Vidya

Walltaker Engine supports images and video wallpapers (with audio!)

📳 Intiface Support

Tickle your prostate every time your wallpaper changes!

Ambience

Summons a configurable number of porn videos for maximum squelchy goodness.

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🤷 It Is

It's really not very good, but it does exist.